OH HAI IT'S BEEN YEARS

So let's talk about the last two weeks.
Trip to Italy, cancelled.  No refunds. Thirty years of Can't Wait To Go Back,  paid for tickets just before Italy exploded into Coronacentrsl, agency cancelled twelve days ago.  No refunds.
Mood: dissociative disorders, they're not all bad.
  
Dog still alive. Baby grew up.
       
That whole pets looking like their owners? Yeah,  nah.

Dog is nineteen so every day her status check returns Not Dead Yet value is an all round hoo boy Nellie whoop whoop day of OHTHANKGOD and also, yay!

her name is truffles because of course it is

Discovered my vagrant cat was stolen by the lady across the road whose story does.  not.  add.  up, and now won't give him back.

Elvis nigella

Most people lose their cat and either find them or not.  I get the He's Not Lost And He Lives Less Than Fifty Feet Away cat story that ends up sounding like Liam Neeson 's already been cast in the starring role
 and now Nigella is missing too.

YFUN TIMES.