poltergeist?

The top six reasons why you might suspect your house is haunted.

#6. Clothes pegs are growing out of your ugg boots.

#5. Unidentifiable plastic shapes appear in your printer.

#4. Again.
#3. You get sippy cups when all you wanted was grilled cheese.

#2. Your clothes dryer turns into a mailbox.


#1 Your high tech, infrared thermal imaging cameras positively record ectoplasm and Class B EVPs.