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Yeah, I know. Yawn.

Side effects cannot be anticipated. If any develop or change in intensity, inform your doctor as soon as possible. Only your doctor can determine whether it is safe for you to continue taking Synarel.

• More common side effects may include:
  Acne, decrease in breast size, decreased sex drive, depression, dry skin, hair growth, headaches, hot flashes, insomnia, muscle pain, nasal inflammation, nasal irritation, oily skin, rapidly shifting or changing emotions, swelling due to fluid retention, vaginal dryness, weight gain


• Less common or rare side effects may include:
  Burning or prickling sensation, discharge of milk, distension of breasts, eye pain, flat or bumpy skin rash, fluttery or throbbing heartbeat, hives, increased sex drive, severe joint pain, yellowish-brown spots on the skin, weakness, weight loss.

Five days in and news is, I'm mostly rare with a wee pinch of common.

Distension of breasts? God yes, check. Fluttery or throbbing heartbeat, weakness and weight loss? Check, check, and check. Rapidly shifting or changing emotions? That'd be an affirmative too, Batman.