I have a zit but as far a zits goes, this one's rather Cindy Crawfordesque and is on its last legs. Consequently it's not doing much damage and in the right light, is kinda sassy.

Stef though, being a member of an elite squad known as The Zit Police, and as King Of The Fucking Obvious pointed it out for me today. 'You have a huge muthafucking growth of gigantic proportions disfiguring your face and Oh. My. God!! Townspeople! Run, run! Run far away! Save yourselves! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! zit, right there'.

Then he punctuated his discovery by pointing, right there.

Yeah, I know. I was wondering the same thing. What would I do without him*?




*insert sarcasmo tone here