I was researching my final assignment and lookie here! I'm famous!

fart     P   Pronunciation Key  (färt) Vulgar Slang
intr.v. fart·ed, fart·ing, farts
1. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. As a rule, smell bad. Exception to rule: aibee's farts, which don't actually exist, what with her being a lady and all, but if they did, they'd smell like roses.

2. To fool around; fritter time away. Something aibee is very good at.

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This assignment has been due for a year. Yes, you read it right. A year, give or take a week or three. All I have to do is write the muckinfruckin thing up so why am I writing about writing it up? See above, point 2. Oh brudder....