gender ambiguity

deceptively quiet

Confusion generously supplied by the pretty, pretty face, the long hair, the Thomas the Tank Engine in his hand, the pink (in need of repair) stroller, the red sunglasses (BAYSUNS!) which would be kind of girly, if not for the totally macho trains on the ear-holder-on thingies, and the blue clothes. Daniel was enjoying the supermarket immensely (YAAAAYBANGMUMMYMUMMYMUMMYTHOMASGOOOOO!!!!!), and our fellow consumers were all scratching their heads and wondering "It's loud, it's cute, but what is it?".

the frozen brussel sprouts in his stroller? Are "fuffell futs".