how do people dream up snappy titles?

This morning, while eavesdropping on a conversation at the front counter at work, I heard a woman complain that bla bla her knobs were slippery bla bla.

Having NO idea what came before - or after for that matter, I blinked. I mean, seriously, wouldn't you? Slippery knobs? In this day and age? Well I never.

As it turns out, it was all about keys locked in cars, and the inability to do the coathanger thing to get them out because of this slippery knobs (which I now assume to be the car's, not hers) issue.

So yeah, big lead up to a small story, but it made me laugh, and now I'm sharing the joy because I'm nice like that.