Saturday, June 11, 2005


Enough of that maudlin crap, let's covet these fucking awesome jeans. Maternity wear? Pish. Once the baby's born, I could eat my own body weight in burgers and fries and wear them as fat clothes forever.

Is selling one's soul an option these days? Cuz that's about the only way I'm gonna get these jeans on my butt (and if so, and if the appropriate people are reading, call me....)

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