a thing of beauty

Behold the parachute pant:

Beautiful, aren't they? Yes, that is elastic you can see around the ankles and yes, they do swish when you walk.

Imagine them in navy blue, and worn with a generic, and not quite as snazzy, pair of these (socks optional):

Now imagine seeing them on the father of your child.

Your eyeballs just exploded, didn't they?