Wednesday, April 06, 2005


Non sono tante fucking felice con miei scarpi. Non solo perche sono troppo bianci, ma perche sono fucked already.

Jeebus, you'd think a pair of shoes with a retail value of AUD270 would not only cushion the crap out of your feet, they'd also promise to do your vaccuuming, polish the car and peel you several grapes while fanning you with palm fronds.

Instead of taking home the veritable cabana boys of the shoe world, I ended up with sole peel.


Take a deep breath and count to ten, my left ball. Throwing the offending shoe at someone's head, there's your Serenity Now.

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