more shit you can use

PhotoStamps!

As our postal service has an over inflated sense of itself and no wish to indulge besotted parents with such whimsical pieces of fluff like their child's face on a postage stamp (which, weeee!), I'm going to have to make do with licking the back of the deebs' head to get the same sense of satisfaction you all can get by shoving an envelope into a mail box.