moving right along

This baby isn't mine. You can tell because when I say 'fuck' , its hands don't immediately cover its ears.

Breaking news: Bastille Day and my 16 week and 2 day day coincide, which is exactly how I planned it when I had sex on the second of April.

*ahem*

Over the next few weeks, it seems my norks will be transforming from funbags to functional, so adieu, mes amies (and for the record? If my breasts start producing colostrum, I am SO not hand expressing anything from anywhere. Thankyou).