Thursday, July 14, 2005

moving right along

This baby isn't mine. You can tell because when I say 'fuck' , its hands don't immediately cover its ears.

Breaking news: Bastille Day and my 16 week and 2 day day coincide, which is exactly how I planned it when I had sex on the second of April.


Over the next few weeks, it seems my norks will be transforming from funbags to functional, so adieu, mes amies (and for the record? If my breasts start producing colostrum, I am SO not hand expressing anything from anywhere. Thankyou).

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