Monday, April 25, 2005

speaking of gas

what is that all about?

I'm not an habitual farter, never have been. You'd be lucky to get a ladylike toot out of me, even when there's some serious pooping action involved.

Lately though, I'm either jet propelled or airborne, depending on my orientation in space at the time.

Oh, and as an aside, if anyone ever tries to tell you that water decaffeinated coffee tastes just like the real thing, kick 'em in the shins for me? Thanks.

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