I mentioned this not having kids bla di bla di bla thing to some friends. Good friends they are too, solid, you know? One told me she understands because she's 'at the opposite end of the spectrum' and she only 'has to look at a man to fall pregnant'.

I can't understand that, the concept of being that fertile, or even being fertile at all.

That's why I'm sad.

For this reason, and for your enjoyment, I present the 'what not to say to your infertile friends' files.